PLAYER CHARACTERS
  • Anton Gorodetsky

    Anton Gorodetsky

    Anton commands Gustav, the awesome skullfucking warjack. He also tries to have sex with everything and runs a brothel/part shop franchise. It is very lucrative. His sex life is less so.
     
  • Ben

    Ben

  • Capt Handjob

    Capt Handjob

    One of the greatest merchant sailors/pirates of all the land. At least he thinks so.
     
  • Jill

    Jill

    Lamia Matriarch, exiled member of her race, friend and protector of Charles the Chimneysweep.
     
  • Lincoln Scriver

    Lincoln Scriver

    So cool an eagle had to fly by to check me out.
     
  • Steve

    Steve

    Steve is an undead pirate
     
NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS